YO YO! My name is Ceasar Hallelujah and I'm a busboy at a restaurant called the Guangdong Factory. When needed, I can use the power of magical fortune cookies baked by my girl friend (not girlfriend!) Chieko Momuza to turn into the pivot-posing red rocket ninja robot Sharknife!!!!!Why would I want to do that? Because!
This mean yakuza guy by the name of Ombra Ravenga stuck monsters in our WALLS! So now wheneverthey get too big, they jump out and assault our customers! I'm not about to sit around while a gang of mutated crabs attempt to eat all our patron's pineapples!!!!!!
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